The Time Machines web site is an artful collection of hand-picked clocks that have been designed by artists who we've selected for their excellence. They all have loads of class - even though in some cases, that class is all low. We've taken great pains to find the best and most interesting clocks that are available on CafePress, which is the fulfillment service that all of these artists use to produce their art on products.

(Some of our own clocks are hiding in the "Assorted Artists" section, but we're not going to tell you which ones they are. We're just like that.)

And we are pretty choosy. There are literally millions of products available through CafePress and - as you'd expect, if you thought about it - the results are at least a little bit like what an infinite number of monkeys might do.

We already knew some of the places to look, of course, 'cause we've been there for awhile. But in order to find these very special clock designers we spent many hours looking at every conceivable sort of clock.

That is why this site is a good deal for you, the visitor. Heck - if we were you, we'd have bookmarked it by now.

Time Machines also provides a service to the artists themselves. Not all artists are good marketers - in fact, those are the exception - and so we found a lot of buried treasure in our searches only because we looked so very hard. Now that we've gathered these clocks all together in a single place and waved our special webmastering wands around, these wonderful clocks are much easier to find - for you, for the search engines that bring you here, and for all those monkeys, too.

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But wait - there's more!  Most of these artists do a lot more than design clocks. Each one of them as an online shop that's brimming with coffee mugs, T-shirts, greeting cards, posters, and loads of other merchandise that they've decorated with just as much style and inventiveness as they've plied on their "time machines". You can explore more of their work through our links page.

And eventually, when you're finally bored with clocks - you heathens! - please consider our fine and supportive sponsors; their ads appear in the left menu below our list of designers. They'd love to have a visit from you, just as we have.